Tuesday, March 25, 2008:D
followed your heart 10:29 PM
apparently the remark about wit caught my eye.
*grins*
wanted to do some, what should i say, tribute to teachers who make my day but decided against it cause it could stir up some controversy. not to mention disgruntlement, and you all know how dangerous a disgruntled employee can get.
thus the harmless topic.
More Funny Oxymorons
Virtual reality
Open secret
Minor miracle
Non-alcoholic wine
Cardinal sin
Extensive briefing
Unbiased opinion
Family vacation
Good job
Almost exactly
Dodge Ram
Constant change
Assistant supervisor
Black light
High ground
Half full
Crisis management
Ill health
Nothing much
Partially completed
Federal budget
Authentic replica
Random order
Small fortune
Wedded bliss
Legal brief
Student teacher
Steel wool
Public school education
Accurate horoscope
Real potential
Civil War
Job security
State worker
Half dead
Exact estimate
Completely unfinished
New tradition
Art student
Original copy
Genuine imitation
Dry wine
Government organization
Uninvited guest
Highly depressed
Final version
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft rock
Easy payments
Dry lake
Good beating
Cheerleading scholarship
Rock opera
Educational television
Bittersweet
Farewell reception
Deafening silence
Non-dairy creamer
War games
Death benefits
Clearly confused
Rolling stop
Safety hazard
Initial results
Friendly argument
Healthy tan
Cold sweat
Committee decision
Home office
Armchair athletes
Random logic
Computer security
Working vacation
IBM compatible
Athletic scholarship
Congressional ethics
Even odds
Great Depression
Journalistic integrity
Monopoly
Political promise
Second best
Accordion music
Dress pants
Work party
Standard options
Passive aggression
Free love
American history
New York culture
to think you actually read through all that.
-Bryan