Sunday, April 13, 2008:D
followed your heart 8:06 PM
well. hope all of you are having a great time studying for math. still. take some time off. have a good laugh while differentiating sin(cos(tan x)) or whatever.
best of luck for math tomorrow! i know i need it ><
LIFE LESSONS
Thursday, April 10, 2008:D
followed your heart 7:14 PM
i see the blog has been dead.
shall we liven this place up? haha.
Random Stuff About Life
- When a sign says "High Voltage", you better believe it
- In Zen, the first awareness is that nothing in the world is permanent (except for maybe curry stain on a white shirt)
- Most clearance sales are crappy
- Most people you call "uncle" aren't really your uncles
- Time is money, unfortunately
- Run-don't walk- from all open-mic poetry readings
- Just because they add whacky sounds on America's Funniest Home Videos doesn't mean the people don't get injured
- Don't follow advice from comics
- When someone says "Outrageous!", he doesn't give a damn
- Contrary to popular belief, honking your horn in a traffic jam does not make the cars move faster
- A Big Mac never looks like what it is in the advertisements
- When people say, "Be careful what you wish for, you may just get it", reply "I wish you'd shut your big mouth"
- Tomorrow is the day after the first day of the rest of your life
- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
- When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that individual is crazy
- Never lick a steak knife
- Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
- Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
- Bryan